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Spoopy 2011-04-24 04:21:07

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Spoopy 2011-05-28 14:47:04

fucking fuck, please help me understand what I did wrong here. I've told this girl how much I like her in the past, but she sees me only as a friend. Tonight she texts me AND THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT ENSUES:

>girl: hey wuts up?
>me: Oh, hey. Not much. What's going on with you?
>girl: just sitting aruond thinking of u ;)

My heart starts thundering at this point. I mean, I really can't believe I just read that.

>me: Thinking of me? Why? :)
>girl: becuz it occured to me u really r a great guy
>me: Well, you know I've always liked you, Stacy.
>girl: i no. and i want u 2 prove it
>me: what do you mean?
>girl: wut do u tihnk i mean lol. use ur imagination ;)
>me: ....

Okay, so at this point I'm literally shaking with excitement. I can't believe this is happening.

She doesn't respond, though. For like 20 fucking minutes. So, I text back

>me: How do you want me to prove that I like you?
>girl: lol how do u think?? how do girls usaully want guys 2 show taht they like them??
>me: Oh, I get it ;)
>girl: hint hint lol. ya thats wut i want. r u interested?
>me: Yes! Of course! You know I am! I have been for years, Stacy.
>girl: then tell me wut u will do
>me: What do you mean?
>girl: tell me exactly wut u will do to prove u like me.

I've been timid in the past, but I decide NO MORE. I'm just going to go all in.

>me: did you want to have sex? or not even full sex. I could just lick your pussy. please please!!
>me: I'll prove to you how much I like you, I swear. For hours.
>girl: hahahaha ahhahahaha omg omgomg wtf?? hahaha
>me: What?
>girl: have sex?! hahaha lol omg omg u r such a perv jason hahaha hahaha omg
>me: I thought that's what you meant.
>girl: lol i meant like take me on a date or to a moviee
>me: I'm sorry I misunderstood you. I feel like an idiot. I'm really sorry.
>girl: hahaha its ok were still friends lol omg though haha gtg ttyl jason

Spoopy 2011-05-28 15:09:34

So, in my American History summer class which just started last week, the teacher told us to exchange numbers with the person next to us, in case we miss a day and need notes. This really hot girl was next to me, so I got her number. I just texted her this morning and fucked up, I guess. What happened /b/?!

>me: hey girl
>girl: who is this?
>me: who do u want it to be :P
>girl: umm... I have no idea?
>me: then maybe u should guess
>girl: No. Seriously who is this?
>me: its Kyle from ur american history class
Then she doesn't respond for like 30 minutes, so I text her back.
>me: I liked the outfit you were wearing on friday. it was cute.
NO RESPONSE AGAIN.
>me: sarah? are u there?
>girl: What do you want? Why are you texting me?
>me: i was wondering if u were busy later. maybe i could take you on a date.
>girl: No, sorry.
>me: why not? :( I promise i will make it worth ur time.... :P
>girl: I said no. Please stop texting me.
>me: WTF???????????
No response again, so I text her back.
>me: WTF????????
>girl: WHY ARE YOU TEXTING ME? STOP.
>me: why won't u go on a date with me
>girl: I don't know you. You're just some random guy from my class.
>me: so u can get to know me and find out taht im a cool guy and a good friend, possibly more

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>> Anonymous 05/28/11(Sat)14:12:42 No.330922575
>girl: You're making me uncomfortable. Please, stop texting me.
So, I was really annoyed at this point and sent her another message.
>me: i knew u were a bitch. fine fuck u then stupid cunt.
But right as I was hitting send on that message, I received one from her. Seriously, like half a millisecond before I sent that last message, I got this one from her...
>girl: look, I wouldn't mind being study partners or something. Let's meet at the student lounge for coffee 30 mins before class on Mon, okay?
>me: OKAY, OKAY. IM SORRY ABOUT THAT LAST MESSAGE. I DIDN'T MEAN IT.
>girl: Wow. What the fuck? Forget it. I was trying to be nice.
>me: NO PLEASE. I DIDN'T MEAN TO SEND IT TO YOU. IT WAS MEANT FOR MY MOM
>girl: you talk to your mom like that?
>me: NO.
>me: SORRY. PLEASE FORGIVE ME
>girl: never text me again or I'm calling the cops.
>me: sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry
I've sent her 9 texts apologizing but she hasn't returned any of them after that.