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Are you aware that there aren't enough words in the english language- hell, the entire lexicon of languages the world over- to describe how incredibly wrong this is. Not only is it wrong in that it is ignorant, but in that it is so incredibly incorrect on a factual level. Holy ****ing God, how stupid can a human being get? In my life I've encountered people who have been unintelligent, yes- I've encountered my share of people who suffered from mental disabilities. People with downs syndrome, autism, and so on. However, I have never once encounted somehow so stupid as to be capable of thinking something so unbelievably off-base. I didn't even think it possible that anyone in our plain of existence could ever even have the capacity for this level of idiocy
Your eyes are too far apart. Nose is definitely crooked. The shape of your face is not aesthetically pleasing at all. You look like a 3/10 with make up in this photo. I don't even want to imagine what you look like without make up. I actually just threw up in my mouth, just thinking about it.
Your head is too big (although that may be, because of your giraffe neck posture). As for your hair, lol. Seriously, do something. You look like a horse.
Stare at your face for more than 5 seconds, and you will see how ugly you are. The eyes which are too far apart is what ruins/damages an already ugly face even further. Unfortunately for you, that can't be surgically fixed, lol.
You arms are way too long. lol at how they hang by your sides. Kind of reminds me of lurch. As for your tits, we all know there is extra padding there. Don't even let me start on your pale complexion. It only works if you look hot. Unfortunately, you do not look hot. Its hard to sum up a creature like you in one word. 'UGLY' would be unfair, since it doesn't reflect how repulsive you look. GROTESQUE is stretching it. But somewhere in between, is where you would be, on the scale of an average man.
I'm sorry if my words seem a little harsh. Just so you know, I sugar coated this post as much as possible.
Have a nice day.
Did you know that what you are talking about is limited by your false sense of reality? Maybe if you studied just a little bit harder while in school you wouldnt be blinded by these fallacies that have cast a cloud over your judgment. I once knew a guy like you who had everything he could ever want but in the end it meant nothing, because he never knew his true place in the grand scheme of things. Im not trying to tell you how to live your life but, honestly buddy I think its time you stepped down off of your high horse and looked life square in the eyes.
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OFFICIAL MOST OVERRATED THINGS POWER RANKINGS Anonymous 06/27/12(Wed)06:22 No.22520379
1. Getting married and having kids
2. New York City
3. Apple products
4. Weed
5. Chipotle
6. Kate Upton
7. Religion
8. Alcohol
9. The Beatles
10. Sex
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9000. Being a man
9001. Being over 6 feet tall
9002. Being good looking
9003. Being rich
Dude are you for fucking real right now? You have got to be kidding me you fucking fake and faggy piece of shit. I bet 1000 dollars you are a fucking liar. You fuckin guido tool douchebag.
1. You are too young and shitty to even graduate from school
2. In case you did. How many blowjobs did you give to graduate?
3. Secret raids on Al-Quaeda? I bet you only sucked Osama's dick
4. 300 confirmed kills? I think you meant 300 confirmed anal sex with men
5. Your trained in "gorilla" warfare? Is that when you beat someone to death with a banana? It's spelled guerilla you fucking moron
6. You think your cool for getting trolled for reading this?
7. I don't give a fuck if you come to my house with your spy bitches, I will beat the fuck out of you
8. Only with your bare hands? I bet you can only do handjobs, fag
9. The entire arsenal? you are a fucking faggot lier
10. If your SO badass, than why are you on /b/?
11. You better watch yourself because I will fucking hunt you down myself.
Do you really expect your delusional and incoherent ramblings to be read? Everyone plonked you long ago. Do you fantasize that your tantrums and conniption fits could possibly be worth the $0.000000001 worth of electricity used to send them? Your life is one big W.O.M.B.A.T. The good news is that no normal human would ever mate with you, so we won't have to go into the sewers in search of your git.
>tfw my government installs a CCTV in my forehead to watch everything I do on the computer so I call Feces a faggot and an alarm goes off on David Cameron's phone so he leaves his child in a pub to rush off to my apartment with 20 officers armed with fish-and-chip bangers and grievous gibblies so I barricade myself inside my apartment and threaten to commit wibblypibbly if they don't fuck off but they throw a puddingpopper through my window and it explodes and knocks me out but right before they bust down my door Big Ben chimes for tea time and every single person in Britain rushes out of their homes and offices and into the streets and does the mandatory tea time choreographed song and dance giving me just enough time to wake up and but as I climb down the side of my house an ameridonalds sees me and starts clapping at my deft maneuvers which alerts the wobblybobbly squad and they arrive and beat me to near death with a koran which is actually an undercooked beef wellington cut and shaped like a book so i contract foot-and-mouth disease but i can't see a doctor because they're all in jail for discrimination for not giving free healthcare to gypsies and muslims so i have to cure myself by making a pilgrimage to see the archbishop of canterbury but when i get to canterbury cathedral i find out he died of a tooth abscess after being hit in the face with a soccer ball so i try to have robert green cure my disease but like everything else he mishandles it completely and i end up losing to foot-and-mouth disease which goes on to beat algeria in the semis before losing to adele's obesity in the finals
mfw an obese American family were sitting around the dinner table contemplating whether life existed outside America while eating their nightly Big Mac meals when the mom told her daughter that before she could have a drink from her diet coke she had to eat her vegetables so the daughter finished her pepperoni pizza and then thanked God and joined in on a family clap for letting her brother Goober out of jail due to overcrowding after he killed a pedestrian while drunk driving trying to get home before his parents found out he went out drinking on his 20th birthday near me
>mfw an Amerilard wore a jock strap, drove a huge fuel-consuming car to accomodate his obese family, worked out in the gym to get over the insecurities of his small penis, ate a cheeseburger for breakfast, called a pseudo-sport where large black mean grabs eachother genitals and involves neither feet nor balls âEUoefootballâEU, called a pavement a âEUoesidewalkâEU, sat down and ate at a sports game, was homophobic, was arrested for trying to buy a bottle of bud lite at a store because he was only 20, was given a life sentence in jail for having sex with a 17 year old, was racist despite the fact their sports are dominated by minorities, celebrated a genocide called âEU~thanksgivingâEUTM as an excuse to eat more, called sandwiches âEUoebread diapersâEU, was too lazy to shower, paid a Mexican to wipe his ass then put the used toilet paper in a trash can, called their kids names like âEUoeCaitlinâEU or âEUoeGooberâEU, was banned from a restaurant for leaving an insufficient tip, was sentenced to death for being an atheist, ate 5 of his 6 meals a day at Burger King, was forced to pay a $20,000 fee to visit the hospital for a broken leg, got forced by his parents to have his penis mutilated beyond repair because he was too fat to wash it in the shower, was xenophobic despite the fact his country was built by immigrants/sons of immigrants, said âEUoehowdyâEU to his buddy, lived in a neighbourhood full of african-americans, drove on the wrong side of the road, and clapper after eating a Whooper jr. near me
What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now, lad.
h-hey anon, why do you have a folder containing hundreds of pictures of celebrities, cartoons and animals making faces?
you people are the most contradictory, immature, disease infected sons of bitches ive never met in my entire life. with the exception of a few, i would never do anything to help you. if you were dying of thirst i would spit in your mouth and bitch-slap you. if you needed a ride, id hit you with my car, back up and do it again. if you needed directions, id send you straight to hell. if you were held hostage, id call in SEAL team 6, fast rope from a Blackhawk just to tell you "no, i dont know that feel bro", then go back in the chopper and go home to sleep soundly to the thoughts of your beheading and subsequent video posting on liveleak. if you were fighting 1k Agent Smiths, id get some popcorn and enjoy your beatdown. if you had a headache, id carve our your eyeballs with a rusty spoon and skull-fuk you while saying singing the cupcake song.
Look, you fat phuck... Let me lay out the truth for you, seeing as you appear to be completely delusional about yourself, men, women, and life in general.
You ARE fat. In fact, you're obese. Yes, your tits are large but in no way shape or form are they desireable. They most likely hang like an African tribal chick's. That's just the way it is, you can't help it, but the least you can do is admit it and stop trying to come off as a more rationally responsible poster than anybody else - because anybody with half a brain can see through your bullsht charade.
Shyt, to be blunt, you don't even have an attractive face. You talk about how many chubby chasers there are out there and how many dudes that want to smash you... Well, sorry to break it to you luv, but the guys that want to smash you just recognize you as an easier target than a girl they'd consider, potentially, out of their league. No 'chubby chaser', given the choice, is going to choose your moley fat face over an athletic, fit woman with facial aesthetics. It's just that simple, mate.
Reported, hidden, saged, Called the cops, called the Fire Department, called pizza hut, called the USN, called the Royal Navy, called the Red Army, called the FBI. called the CIA, called Interpol, called the KGB, called the USMC, called the USAF, called the Royal Air force, called MI 6, called Scotland Yard, called the US National Guard of every state, called NYPD, called Obama, called the Queen, called Putin, called David Cameron, called every Governor of every US State, used my time phone to call Winston Church hill, As well as Hitler, Stalin, Theodore Roosevelt, George Washington, Montezuma, ever Caesar, and Gilgamesh, called US Army, called British Army in every era, called every phone sexline, called papa john's, called the US Coast Guard, called my State Senators, called my Senators, called every republican in the US, called Dr. Who, called the Pope, called my local Gang lords, called the State Patrol of ever state west of the Mississippi, called all of my local news channels, called Star Fleet, called The Sun, called The national enquirer, called CNN, called Scot Pelly, called Steven Colbert, called half of the Mexican Drug Cartels, called Nintendo, called the Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force, called the head of the Illuminati, called ever free mason, called bilderberg, called my neighbors, called the mayor of ever city in France, called my mom, called the Emperor of Man, and called every school district in Canada.
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(artist) is shit, just like everything you faggots listen to.
oooooohhhh, you're so obscure! congratuations!
get a job, get off your computer, and join the real world. if you're lucky out here you'll get to turn on the radio once in a while in the car on the way to work and hear the new katy perry song. if you're lucky.
walk down the street and ask the first twenty people you see if they've ever heard of this band.
fucking hipsters. "my music is so obscure that i call relatively obscure music mainstream!" wow! you must be so enlightened compared to all those plebs out there. clearly you're so much smarter and better than them!
you claim these bands aren't obscure is because they're old news in your little clique of people who are "so hip" to music, and that you so readily move onto the next new thing because nobody else had heard of it, in hopes that it becomes popular so you can say "i had that ep before they were big, but they've changed and now they suck." you really are better than everyone else out there. you got me.
i come from the real world. of adults. where people aren't so concerned about their anonymous online image that they let an entire album play through on lastfm so people don't think they're a pleb. where people just listen to consumable radio music when it's on, and aren't trying to outdo each other with obscurity so that they can feel superior.
you people create an internet culture that you think is more "cutting-edge" to make yourselves feel superior to more popular opinions, whether it's in music or in the imageboard you post music on. i'm surprised there aren't people here claiming that 4chan is passe and looking for more obscure boards to become a part of. that way, they're one of the select few who "gets it" while all those other drones are just doing what their told.
You know what? How about you shut the fuck up, you little piece of shit? Before I fucking make you. I'm so fucking sick and tired of hearing your bullshit in every fucking thread. I seriously hope you fucking die. Ever hear of fucking Google? Just fucking Google it. You stupid mother fucker. Do you think it's some random guy on /sp/ whose job is to tell you whether or not Baja fucking Blast is available anywhere other than Taco Bell? Really? Are you fucking retarded? Jesus Christ, I can't fucking stand people like you. I bet you're the only person who asks stupid shit like this instead of using his fucking brain and keyboard and the internet. You lazy piece of shit. Get off your fat ass, go get a job and do something with your pathetic god damn life instead of posting on an anime imageboard wondering where you can get fucking Baja Blast, you virgin neckbeard. Fuck you. Go die.
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Wow you pathetic fat 30 year old virgins must be really happy huh? Oh my god how happy you all must be! Your irrevalent and sad excuse for a city can cheer for once because mighty Boston has fallen. How depressing for you when you finally realize your town will never be a winner like Boston. So much jealousy on /sp/ it is unbelieveable.
OH YAY IM GOING TO OBSESS OVER EVERY GAME BOSTON IS IN AND CHEER AGAINST THEM LIKE THEY ARE MY MOST HATED RIVAL!
- average /sp/ drone
Guess what? We don't care about your piece of shit town. Nobody does. NOBODY CARES!! theres a reason ESPN and every other SPORTS NETWORK (aka your shit tier one) covers us. Because we are the best. We have *it*.
Guess what? Boston is still better than the shit hole you live in. I bet you all are fucking hicks, community college no life losers who sit at home, play WoW, and jerk off to the best sports city in THE WORLD losing when they SHOULD HAVE WON.
Stern is a senile old fuck who finally can rest easy knowing his two favorites are in the finals. I'm gonna come back when the patriots win it all (again), when the bruins win it all (again) and when the Red Sox win it all (again).
later losers, bye /sp/