>watching porn
>accidentaly click share porn button
>get done fapping
>ah fuck yeah feels good fucking a man
>I don't realize what I did for the next 6 hours
>Go back on computer
>Share a song by Lil B or something
>go on facebook
>look at notifications
>22 friends commented on your link
>7 friends liked your link
>Think "oh they must really like that music man that was quick"
>Click notification
>See the video they commented/liked was "Shemale gets pulverized by 2 big black dicks"
>mfw people think I'm a sick pervert, 30 people deleted me from their friends list, dad comments "son are you gay" and the biggest question I have is why is there a share button on a porn site
Spoopy
>at a sports bar in midtown
>on my way back to my table
>girl dropped some napkins and bends down to get them
>see she's wearing a NY Rangers thong
>decide to do the alpha thing and say "Fuck yeah go Rangers"
>she just stares and goes "uh.. What?"
>I say "I saw your panties when you bent over"
>she glares at me and walks away
>10 min later at my table
>manager comes over and kicks me out for "being inappropriate"