Spoopy 2011-08-25 21:51:26

<a href="http://haxball.appspot.com">http://haxball.appspot.com</a>

Spoopy 2011-08-26 20:39:57

Women serve no purpose at all. They're shallow, vapid whores who sleep with assholes with fake tans and huge, veiny muscles that don't look natural at all. They can't even suck dick well. I had my male friend suck my dick once just to see if he could do it better (not gay btw because it was for scientific reasons) and he was better than the girl was.

Women are just useless in general. They bleed every few weeks, bitch and complain about things, and then ask ridiculous hypothetical questions that you can't answer either way without getting fucked over.

So, yeah, instead of trying to explain sports to your girlfriend who are just going to say, "huh?" and leave you for another guy, just fuck them, dump them, and never look back. You'll realize it was the right decision. Trust me.

Spoopy 2011-08-26 22:54:16

The world was shocked by the events of January 21, 2008, but if you look closely to what happened, there are a number of questions that arise that challenge the "official story" of the Giants Super Bowl win.

*Has a 12 point underdog ever won the Superbowl?

*Despite universal predictions that the Patriots would win, how could Plaxico Burress not only predict the Giant's victory, but also predict almost exactly the correct final score?

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqErnhihQFQ&feature=related">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqErnh ihQFQ&feature=related</a>
*Notice Tom Brady's nervous laughter to hearing Buress' prediction. Is he afraid that he had let the cat out of the bag?

*After his bold prediction, what are the odds that Burress would also score the game winning touchdown?

*How could a player who had not caught a touchdown all season catch one in the Super Bowl against the best team in the league?

*How could a team that beat the Giants only weeks before by three points then lose to them by three points?

*How could the leagues highest scoring team only score 14 points?

*Despite running drills and practices against passes all season, and for two weeks specifically against the Giants, why did the defense suddenly "fail" on January 21?

*Eli Manning was the winning QB in Super Bowl 42, Peyton Manning was the winning QB in Super Bowl 41. Their connection? They're brothers.

*Why were the Giants wearing hats declaring themselves Super Bowl 42 champions IMMEDIATELY AFTER the game? There's no way that hats can be made that fast.

*Why was Tom Brady seen wearing a cast on his leg the week before the Super Bowl?

*Why was Bill Belichick quoted as saying after the game "it is what it is."?

*Why has there been a complete media blackout of anybody questioning the official story of Super Bowl 42?

Spoopy 2011-08-26 23:36:14

>A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode.

>she sed "bbz will u luv%uFEFF me 4evr"

>he said "NO..""

>da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.

>boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.

she waz ded.

>he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)

xxx~*...like dis if u cri evry time...~*xxx

Spoopy 2011-08-26 23:38:20

>SAD STORIIIIIIIII

>boy: happey vielsentines dai babeyey!!!11 (he hands her sum chocilets)

>girl: yum (eats cholecelets)

>boy: do u like thim?

>girl: ye but u asm illergick to chocldoletes

>boy: y didt u telll miiiii????!!!!!!11

>girl: cos i wantid u 2 fiel gud cbout givin me a gift

>boy: r u gonanbe ok?

>girl: nop (is ded)

Spoopy 2011-08-27 00:22:11

<a href="http://jayisgames.com/games/heros-adventure/">http://jayisgames.com/games/heros-adv enture/</a>

Spoopy 2011-08-28 23:09:31

<a href="http://games.espn.go.com/fhl/leagueoffice?leagueId=5197">http://games.espn.go.com/fhl/leagueof fice?leagueId=5197</a>

Triumvirate 2011-08-29 01:23:20

would fuck, pollinate, date, marry, have kids with, grown old with, and be buried beside

Spoopy 2011-08-29 21:22:16

>In uni first class, first day
>Lecture begins, Open laptop
>Forgot that I have cycling desktop on, my background IS A FUCKING PICTURE OF MAI WAIFU
>Frat jock asshole behind me notices and starts laughing
>Quickly open Firefox to hide it
>Forgot that /a/ was my homepage
>First post is a picture of a naked Nekololi
>Quickly try to scroll down
>Fratbro screams out "WAS THAT A FUCKING NAKED CAT?"
>Everyone turns and looks at me
>I can barely talk, very quietly I stammer out "N...n..no"
>"YES IT WAS BRO THAT WAS A FUCKING NAKED CAT!"
>He takes my laptop
>Scrolls back up to the picture and shows everyone
>Literally everyone is laughing, many of the girls look disgusted
>Tears well up in my eyes, I take my laptop back, run out of the classroom and end up crying in the bathroom for 45 minutes

Fuck college, I'm never going back.

Spoopy 2011-08-30 15:22:46

Fuck off yuros, you stupid fucking yuros. Get the fuck off /sp/ it's our board, get the fuck off /sp/ you stupid faggots, you stupid fucking semen-sucking divegrass watching homosexuals. You guys fucking suck and you're gay and you fucking suck man. Get the fuck out, you're worse than the fucking summerfags, you fucking faggot homosexuals. You're fucking gay faggots, get the fuck off /sp/. No, GET THE FUCK OFF /sp/. Nobody wants you here. You watch divegrass and you're fucking gay you fucking yuropoors, you stupid fucking semen-sucking fags. Get the fuck outta here you stupid fucking semen eaters. You guys fucking suck you fucking faggots, you're fucking gay.

d1mitra 2011-09-01 19:47:04

I a wrote a letter to my girlfriend whom I am going to break up with. Feedback?

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Dear Bianca,

I know for the last few months that you have been suspicious of me. I haven't been picking up the phone to answer your calls, I haven't been on the computer to answer your face book messages. You suspect that I've been dishonest to you, that I am spending my time with another woman.

Well, I have decided to come clean with you. I have been dishonest with you these last few months. But I wasn't with another woman. Rather, I was spending time with a man. Well, ok, I spent time with a man and a woman, so I guess I was with another woman after all....sort of.

Let me explain: I am a furry. Do you know what a furry is? A furry is somebody who can identify themselves with an animal. Sometimes it can be a fetish. Well, I have a fetish for anthropomorphic animals. Particularly lizards. I am what they call a "scaly".

Whenever I play oblivion, I imagine what the argonian's titties or dicks must be like. When I play Mario, I can't help but fantasize about Bowser pounding me in the ass. Basically, I get aroused by humanoid reptiles, especially dragons. Dragons really get me hard. Remember that night when we watched Shrek together and then I made furious love to you? I was actually closing my eyes and pretending I was making love to that dragon.

Anyway, about that man and woman I told you I was involved with. I met them on a furry chat room where we users take on our own "fursonas". Sometimes when we get a bit horny, we like to role play. In other words, we acted out sexual intercourse by private messaging. This is called "yiffing".

Anyway, my male partner was a humanoid t-rex called rox, and he was always the dominant one. He was very creative when it came to describing how his dick felt on my tailhole, and the way he nibbled on the back of my neck. It was incredibly hot.

And the female was a female dragon called "viriala". She had a blue body, purple-pink eyes, big green reptilian breasts and nice long legs. She did the most amazing things with her tongue and a silk cloth.

Anyway, all 3 of us got involved and sometimes we would have a 3 way. I would be screwing Viriala the dragoness while Rox would be pounding me in the ass. Sometimes I Viriala would be in the middle while I get her in front and Rox got her from behind. It was an amazing experience sharing somethi

d1mitra 2011-09-01 19:47:36

ing intimate with 2 other people.

Whenever you called and I said I was busy working on a school project, I was lying. I was actually on the computer "yiffing" Rox and Viriala. I even have my own dildo that I purchased from an online dildo store called bad-dragon. It sells dragon dicks, and a few dragon p*ssies as well. Basically, I would lube up the dragon dick, shove it up my ass and jerk off while yiffing on the chatroom.

So yeah, that's what's been going on. I've been cheating on you with a dino and a dragoness. In fact, remember that time I asked you to finger my ass while I made love to you? I was actually imagining that your were the dragoness and that your finger was Rox's dick. (Even though it was a bit small.)

To be honest, I really don't like you anymore. You are incredibly attractive for a human, but I don't like humans, so I am not sexually attracted to you. Plus you fuss at me when I don't clean my room or contact you. Not only that, but every now and then you bleed out of your vagina while screaming at everybody. That's disgusting and I think we should break up.

I'm sorry it had to end this way, but if it makes you feel any better, I ordered you a dragon dildo from bad-dragon. They make amazing products and I'm sure you'll enjoy it in my absence.

With love,
James.

Spoopy 2011-09-03 16:58:46

~Scientology will save your Souls
~Glenn Beck for President
~Support Patriots!!
~Support Celtics!
~Support Heat!
~Support small market teams
~Support the movement to ban 18-1
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~DaRk CaRniVaL
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Itachi Uchiha: [to Sasuke] Foolish little brother... If you wish to kill me, curse me! Hate me! And survive your miserable life... Run away, run away... Cling to life.

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Spoopy 2011-09-05 01:50:51

ALL YOU WITE AZZ CRAKA ASS FAGGET MUHFUKKAS IZ BITCHES. HAHA U ALL A BUNCH OF LIL TINY DIKK FAGETS.

N***AS WERE DA FIRST PEOPLE ON EARTH. PEOPLE STARTED IN AFRICA. N***AS BUILT DA PYRAMIDZ. DA FIRST PREZIDINT WUZ REALLY A N***A. N***AZ MADE ALL DAT SHIT YOU USE IN YO HOUSE BUT YO WHITE ASS CRACKA RACIS BITCHES STOLE OUR INVENTSIONS

BUT WHATEVA NAWMSAYIN N***A WE PRESIDENT NOW. DIS A BLACK MANS WORLD. WITE MEN AINT GOT SHIT ON US. U WITE CRAKA BITCHES IS SO DUM, AND YOU ALL LIV IN TRAILERS AND SHIT. WITE TRASH MOFUCKAS. I SEE ALL YOU FAGETS WIT DA NAZI KKK SKINHEAD SHIT CUZ YALL SCARED OF US. U KNO WE SUPERIEOR TO DA WITE MAN. BLACC MEN GOT BIGGA DICKS, WE GOT MO MUSCELS, WE MO INTELLIGENT, WE FASTA, AND ALL DEM WITE BITCHESS WANNA GET WIT DA BLACK MAN NOW. YEA DATS RITE I FUCK WITE BITCHEZ CUZ DEY WANT DA PLESURE DAT ONLY A BLACK MAN CAN GIV DEM. N***A I BE FUKIN YO DAUGHTAS I BE FUKKIN YO WIFEZ. U WHITE FAGGET CRAKA AZZ MOFUCKAS CNT DO SHIT BOUT IT

IN A FEW YEAR DEY ONLY GON BE N***AS ON EARTH, JUS LIKE WHEN MANKIND STARTED CUZ WE MAKIN A COMBACK AND WE AINT GON TAKE SHIT FROM YOU FAGGET ASS REDNEK RACIS NO MO. WE GON FUK U BITCHES UP. DAS RITE N***A. IM A BLACK PANTHER MOTHAFUCKA. TAKE A LOOK AROUND YOU. THA PRESIDINT IS BLACK. WE IN YO MOVIES, ON YO TV. U LISTEN TO OUR MUZIK. BLAKS GOT RYTHM. YALL DONT. BLACK POWER.

AND U FAGGETS IS GAY. EVERYTIME I SEE SUM GAY SHIT POSTED HERE ITS SUM WITE CRAKA AZZ FAGGOT. U FAGGET WHITES GOT MO GAYS THAN ANYBODY. DATS WHY UR ALL FAGGETS. ALL BLACK MEN LUV PUSSY. DATS A FACT N***A. WE GOT NO GAY ASS FAGGETS LIKE U DO.

DAT PIC IZ ME. I AINT A LIL FATASS WITE PUSSY BITCH WIT A LIL DIK HIDIN BEHIND MY KEYBOARD IN DA BASEMENT LIKE A BITCH. YOU WHITE FAGGETS IS JEALOUS OF DA BLACK MAN

BLACK POWER MOFUCKA!

d1mitra 2011-09-09 17:25:50

I convinced my girlfriend to have sex with my dog, I had seen the videos and was extremely turned on. she did it one night when we were drunk

the next day she wouldn't look at me and I lost all respect for her; I sent her a text while I went to class for the day saying I don't think we can date anymore since I can't look at her the same

when I got back to my apartment that night, she had moved all her stuff out, and took my dog

Spoopy 2011-09-17 23:19:59

I can smell the pathetic musk on the faggots that start these kind of threads. HURR DURR youre on 4chan at 11 pm on a Saturday night so you must be a no pussy getting beta. NEWS FLASH, not everyone lives in the same fucking timezone. The nights still young where I live and I'm watching some games before I go out tonight. If watching sports makes before I go out with some bros to a party makes me beta in your eyes then youre a fucking faggot that has ZERO friends. I even kind of feel bad calling you a faggot over the internet because of how pathetic I know you are. Does it make you feel better about yourself to tell yourself that there are people just as pathetic as you? inb4 all the LOL U MAD faggots. I could care less if people think this is just me getting mad that I'm staying in because thats not what is actually happening. People actually get excited when i walk into a party because im not some beta pussyless shut in that has to make themselves feel better to imagine that other people are doing the same to repress the fact that their a fucking loser and everyone that knows them thinks so too. I've already been pregaming it for awhile with some FRIENDS and am 8-9 beers deep or else I wouldn't even waste the time dignifying this thread with a response. Get a fucking life and shut the fuck up faggot.

d1mitra 2011-09-21 23:54:19

lol you guys are nothing but insecure pussy-ass trolls who have never seen a vagina on the internet. Oh shit you called me a n****r? Im offended by what a fat, pimple-faced virgin says on the web. You jizz-colored mother fuckers would never say that shit to my face. Why? Because you're scared of the big black man and my giant mandingo dick. Man the fuck up and talk to a girl. A REAL girl, not some plastic fuck doll that you cum in and save and send to co-workers you hate. Fucking scum, you are the spawn of satan himself. I fuck white women as revenge for slavery and they always telll me how fucking better I am than you mayo-skinned mutants. I aint even mad, I got this fine white caucasoid on her way to my crib to wax my jimmy all night. Now go on, call me a n****r, monkey, jiggaboo, and all that. I won't even see it, I'll be balls deep in some fine cracker bitch booty all night. Take Care.

d1mitra 2011-09-22 00:18:16

You know what boys? I'm better than you will ever be, and I'm a girl myself. I'm PROUD to be an independent woman. You were making fun of one of my friends here, but now you're dealing with me

I'm richer than you'll ever be, I make close to a million a year by myself, and this is just the beginning. Next big billionare? With a womans touch I think so!
Women have only been kept down because our power, our intellect is too dangerous for the patriarchy. We ARE the original nuclear weapons
I'm stronger than you'll ever be, I squat 400 lbs and I'm a master of krav maga and jujitsu. If you lay a scrawny little finger on my I will break every bone in you and carry you to the nearest emergency room like a little sack of potatoes
If you think you're smarter than me? I've gotten perfect grades and gone to ivy league, got a law degree in 2 years with no studying and an MBA at 22. What are you doing, dicking around in community college?
I can hit a penny with a .45 from a 100 meters away, I can speak 5 languages and I'm fluent in 3 programming languages. I'm better than you at video games, sports, and I'll be the one at the workplace you gotta suck up to if you wanna have a chance. I have a wonderful husband now who makes 6 figures, is tall, muscular and handsome in a suit yet knows his place as an equal beside us women.

That's right "broseph", get back in the kitchen and make me a smoothie, a girl is in charge here!

d1mitra 2011-09-22 01:02:13

How can anyone live in a city that isn't Boston. Doesn't it just crush your soul to know that even if your team SOMEHOW makes the championship, more likely than not, it is going to be beaten by a superior Boston team? I mean really. Do you actually think anyone in Canada expected to win the stanley cup? Fuck no. They saw the black and gold and went "well fuck. at least we can try and troll on /sp/... nevermind lets riot and tear up our already shitty city". Not to mention Chara just lays an easy hit on some faggot and half of canada calls the cops and tries to have him arrested for being too good.

Then we have the red sox. Coming back from 0-3 and making the yankees look like shit. Faggots. Worst choke of all time.

Celtics just shitting all over the heat. They could only lose when Danny Ainge traded away our best defender, but it doesn't matter because we're getting Howard if the NBA doesn't lock out forever, and we have the best PG in the game.

Then of course the patriots. Delusional Miami fans thought their defense could stifle brady. BOOM. 99 yard TD. Delusional chargers fans thought their offense could overpower our defense... but then rivers.jpg only had 7 points until garbage time started and we played prevent through the entire 4th quarter. Congrats on the 2 score loss, you fought hard.
Seriously it must be depressing to know that Boston has won triple the championships of anyone else this century.

How's it feel to be inferior, rest of the country?

d1mitra 2011-09-23 19:25:23

>Sophomore year
>sat in class bored as hell
>Feel shit coming
>raise my hand
>"Excuse me, may I be excused?"
>"We only have 10 minutes left anon can't you wait?"
>Too beta to even reply so I sit back down
>Hear the most scariest squelch I have ever heard
>face turning red as i try to resist the impending doom
> seriously i was trying not to shit so badly that my eyes where watering and my nose was oozing
>Holding it to the point where i feel like i am being anally raped.
>Get erection from the thought
>so erect I start oozing jizz
>Anus leaking liquid shit
>"Oh god no"
>Suddenly i just release and Liquid shit sprays out my ass slightly lifting me out my chair
>Jizz so hard that it forces me pack in my seat
>Like a pendulum between my shit and jizz
>start pissing along with jizz
>I tilt slightly and fly out the door
>I zoom through the halls leaving a trail of piss,shit and jizz
>the spraying begins to stop has i come to a complete halt
>sitting there naked in the hall, bent over and pant less, while covered in shit, piss and jizz
>a laughing crowd forms around me as I'm bent over crying
>The squelch slowly fades back
>the crowd stops laughing
>I explode into spaghetti and delicious treats