Spoopy 2011-11-23 03:01:04

cape and go crashing into the lobster tank
>the lobsters start attacking me so I grab a shard of glass and slash them all to death
>everyone is horrified by the massacre I just committed and they flinch away from me as I collect my spaghetti and leave
>stop in the doorway and take one last look at the havoc I'd wreaked
>everyone cowers in fear
>alpha as fuck

Spoopy 2011-11-25 03:51:11

=NBA=

Atlanta Hawks -
Boston Celtics -
Charlotte Bobcats -
Chicago Bulls -
Cleveland Cavaliers -
Dallas Mavericks -
Denver Nuggets -
Detroit Pistons -
Golden State Warriors -
Houston Rockets -
Indiana Pacers -
LA Clippers -
LA Lakers -
Memphis Grizzlies -
Miami Heat -
Milwaukee Bucks -
Minnesota Timberwolves -
New Jersey Nets -
New Orleans Hornets -
New York Knicks -
Oklahoma City Thunder -
Orlando Magic -
Philadelphia Sixers -
Phoenix Suns -
Portland Trail Blazers -
Sacramento Kings -
San Antonio Spurs -
Toronto Raptors -
Utah Jazz -
Washington Wizards -

=NFL=

Arizona Cardinals -
Atlanta Falcons -
Baltimore Ravens -
Buffalo Bills -
Carolina Panthers -
Chicago Bears -
Cincinnati Bengals -
Cleveland Browns -
Dallas Cowboys -
Denver Broncos -
Detroit Lions -
Green Bay Packers -
Houston Texans -
Indianapolis Colts -
Jacksonville Jaguars -
Kansas City Chiefs -
Miami Dolphins -
Minnesota Vikings -
New England Patriots -
New Orleans Saints -
New York Giants -
New York Jets -
Oakland Raiders -
Philadelphia Eagles -
Pittsburgh Steelers -
San Diego Chargers -
San Francisco 49ers -
Seattle Seahawks -
St. Louis Rams -
Tampa Bay Buccaneers -
Tennessee Titans -
Washington Redskins -

=NHL=

Anaheim Ducks -
Atlanta Thrashers -
Boston Bruins -
Buffalo Sabres -
Calgary Flames -
Carolina Hurricanes -
Chicago Blackhawks -
Colorado Avalanche -
Columbus Blue Jackets -
Dallas Stars -
Detroit Red Wings -
Edmonton OIlers -
Florida Panthers -
Los Angeles Kings -
Minnesota Wild -
Montreal Canadiens -
Nashville Predators -
New Jersey Devils -
New Rork Islanders -
New York Rangers -
Ottawa Senators -
Philadelphia Flyers -
Phoenix Coyotes -
Pittsburgh Penguins -
Saint Louis Blues -
San Jose Sharks -
Tampa Bay Lightning -
Toronto Maple Leafs -
Vancouver Canucks -
Washington Capitals -

=MLB=

Arizona Diamondbacks -
Atlanta Braves -
Baltimore Orioles -
Boston Red Sox -
Chicago White Sox -
Chicago Cubs -
Cincinnati Reds -
Cleveland Indians -
Colorado Rockies -
Detroit Tigers -
Florida Marlins -
Houston Astros -
Kansas City Royals -
Los Angeles Angels -
Los Angeles Dodgers -
Milwaukee Brewers -
Minnesota Twins -
New York Mets -
New York Yankees -
Oakland Athletics -
Philadelphia Phillies -
Pittsburgh Pirates -
San Diego Padres -
San Francisco Giants -
Seattle Mariners -
St. Louis Cardinals -
Tampa Bay Rays -
Texas Rangers -
Toronto Blue Jays -
Washington Nationals -

Spoopy 2011-12-20 16:33:56

To get this shit started, yes, I am a Pats fan. I have always lived in southeastern Mass, and have always been a Patsfag.

This shit about who is the best fucking quarterback is the dumbest, most pitiful strain of arguments I've seen in a long time. You can bring up the ring debate, the 18-1, completion rating, passing TDs, or anything else. People continue to say Aaron Rodgers is the best quarterback. Let's think about that. You may say "OH YOUR MAD I AM TALKING ABOUT THIS SEASON. THIS SEASON IS WHAT COUNTS. THE HERE AND NOW." Okay, fair e-fucking-nough.

If that is your argument, stay forever mad. Drew Brees is the best quarterback, if you are referring to this season. Troll, be mad, whatever. He outperforms Rodgers and Brady this season, and I can tell you its pretty fun watching him. Yes, I rooted for him against the Colts, and was elated when the Saints won. Stay mad, but its the truth that he is the best this season.

But then lets talk about the other, and more important, argument, of who is the best quarterback. No ifs ands or buts, no "this current season" or anything. If you think that Brady is not the best quarterback of all time, not just the current QBs, then just keep shitting in that diaper you wear until your mother comes and changes it. If you look at the whole body of work, Brady is the greatest QB to ever grace the football field. You are some type of dumb ape n****r if you think Rodgers or Brees even comes close. Or Eli. Dear lord, especially Eli.

THATS NOT EVEN THE BEST PART YOU SHITHEADS! Ready? Ready? I'm not even comfortable saying he is ranked second, so I'll say this: Peyton Manning is the number 1B QB. There, I said it. As much as it pains me as a Patsfag, he is. Have you ever watched a Brady/Manning matchup? If you don't think those two are the 2 greatest QBs, then you have not been watching the NFL for the past 12 years, and you have overcompensated for being so beta in the last few seasons that you overload your shit with stats and whatnot. If you've been around for the past decade (at least) watching this shit, you know.

So yes, perhaps this year's QB's are ranked:
1a. Brees
1b. Rodgers
1c. Brady

Spoopy 2011-12-20 16:34:23

But out of the current QBs, the best will always be Brady. Of course the Pats will probably still be pretty good without Brady, we aren't a bunch of shitheads that lets out team fall to shit just because we lose our QB. Brady elevates his players' games around him. Case and point: Welker.

You're telling me that when you hear your team is playing the Pats, you don't poop ya damn pants a little? Really? Yes, we have lost. Eli has beaten us, Peyton has beaten us, many fucking teams have beaten us. But you will tell me that Eli is better than Tom? No, you were born a defect.

And for the record, whats with all the shitting on New England? Especially sports? Pats scare everyone, Bruins rape everyone (and yes, furpuck or whatever you call it is the superior sport over everything), Celtics are always a major threat, and Red Sox. Yes, they choked so hard this year. But you are telling me they are terrible? Even bad? Even okay? Wow. Ignorance thy name is you. And also, stay forever jealous of New England, a place for higher learning. Enjoy your no snow, or too much snow. You would rather live in L.A. than Boston? Reaaaally? Think long and hard, because that is just bullshit. Boston always and forever.

Bobby Orr will always be the best.
Larry Bird will always be the best.
Ted Williams will always be the best.
Tom Brady. will. always. be. the. best.

Stay forever mad, /sp/.

d1mitra 2012-01-06 16:17:25

<a href="https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AiNj4IYXyx2UdE1QSkNndmdYaHJLVFdxblp0OWx1LXc&hl=en_US#gid=0">https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/c cc?key=0AiNj4IYXyx2UdE1QSkNndmdYaHJLV Fdxblp0OWx1LXc&hl=en_US#gid=0</a>

d1mitra 2012-01-06 16:21:31

>2012
>Not playing Crab Cock
isygddt

CRAB COCK 2011 "U CUM, UR OUT!!!"

CRAB COCK. THIS IS A NEW SPORT I'VE BEEN BRAIN STORMING. IT GOES LIKE THIS
>Get together with some buddies
>Find wide open field ex: Empty soccer field
>Everyone strips and lubes up
>Split up into two teams
>5 People per team
>Every one get in the crab-walk position
>3 take on the role of "Aggressors" They are fast ones and primary goal is to make the opposing teams players ejaculate
>2 take on the role of "Defenders" They defend the Aggressors. They are big, and tend to take a while to cum
>Let the game begin
>Crab walk, jerking your bros off
>U cum, Ur out of the game
>Last one crabbin and not ejaculating wins
>Crab Cock: U cum Ur out!

Spoopy 2012-01-08 18:43:58

Holy shit, shut the FUCK up, all you autistic freaks. How many of you even gave two shits about this horrible team when the season started? What? No one? I didn't fucking think so. Because literally no one gives a shit about the Denver Broncos except maybe a little circlejerk club of faggots in some hick town in Colorado. The only reason ANY of you piece of shit neckbeard faggots care about this game at all is because ESPN has brainwashed you into believing that this pathetic little christfag isn't the most pathetic player in the history of the entire game. And because everyone on this board is jealous of the success the Pittsburgh Steelers have had in their storied history. You're all probably just a bunch of assmad Ravens faggots or "fans" of pitiful franchises like the Seahawks and Cardinals who are still mad about us "stealing" (lol) their Super Bowls. Maybe if your teams weren't such complete ass and you weren't such a worthless waste of space they would have a trophy. But no, I get it, it's so much easier to be a REAL BIG MAN and hate the team with six Lombardis, right? Why don't you just stop this right now because you all fucking know you have no good reason to hate the Steelers and no good reason AT ALL to root for a team as worthless as the Broncos. So just stop posting and let these threads die before you fat autistic shit faggots embarass yourselves further. Suck my dick, thread hidden.

Spoopy 2012-01-08 21:37:01

/sp/
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3E2FZjFDKM&feature=youtu.be">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3E2FZ jFDKM&feature=youtu.be</a>

Spoopy 2012-01-08 21:48:57

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eE6mXEMMAfk&feature=youtu.be">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eE6mXE MMAfk&feature=youtu.be</a>

Spoopy 2012-01-08 22:29:51

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zy9MlSrqKFQ&feature=youtu.be">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zy9MlS rqKFQ&feature=youtu.be</a>

Spoopy 2012-01-08 23:19:14

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ov4DTthQVoQ&context=C3ceb5ceADOEgsToPDskJ_5Va5wzh8ylfOP8KKg9nx">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ov4DTt hQVoQ&context=C3ceb5ceADOEgsToPDs kJ_5Va5wzh8ylfOP8KKg9nx</a>

Sispri 2012-01-09 02:03:01

/sp/ RADIO TROLL LIST

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLB23BDA58BF676C0D&feature=mh_lolz">http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=
PLB23BDA58BF676C0D&feature=mh_lol z</a>

Spoopy 2012-01-14 22:06:33

Anyone play HS sports just to see, if your penis was normal?

I signed up to play so I could see the other dudes dicks in the shower and if mine was adequate

Spoopy 2012-01-15 02:28:50

I could careless about what you think about America. It's really mind bottling how buttpained you euros get over us. You'd be nothing nowadays without us, and you guys should stop taking us for granite before it's too late. Irregardless of your opinion on our choice of food diversity. Noone thinks your opinion matter. It's a doggy dog world out there and when it comes down to it you yurofags will come crawling back to the ol' US of A at the first sign of trouble. Sorry to reign in your parade, but it might do you some good to be humbled a bit. A blessing in the skies.

Swapp 2012-01-15 23:23:35

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.

You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreser

Spoopy 2012-01-22 10:24:11

>go to mapcrunch.com
>select your country
>check "urban only" and "hide my location"
>press GO
>find an airport to fly home

inb4 not a sport
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orienteering">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orientee ring</a>

Spoopy 2012-03-13 21:01:11

What the fuck did you just fucking say about da broons, you little bitch? IâEUTMll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and IâEUTMve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and IâEUTMm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. YouâEUTMre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thatâEUTMs just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little âEUoecleverâEU comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnâEUTMt, you didnâEUTMt, and now youâEUTMre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. YouâEUTMre fucking dead, kiddo.

Spoopy 2012-03-21 20:43:38

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Spoopy 2012-03-21 21:57:34

fucking fuck, please help me understand what I did wrong here. I've told this girl how much I like her in the past, but she sees me only as a friend. Tonight she texts me AND THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT ENSUES:

girl: hey wuts up?
me: Oh, hey. Not much. What's going on with you?
girl: just sitting aruond thinking of u ;)

My heart starts thundering at this point. I mean, I really can't believe I just read that.

me: Thinking of me? Why? :)
girl: becuz it occured to me u really r a great guy
me: Well, you know I've always liked you, [girl].
girl: i no. and i want u 2 prove it
me: what do you mean?
girl: wut do u tihnk i mean lol. use ur imagination ;)
me: ....

Okay, so at this point I'm literally shaking with excitement. I can't believe this is happening.

She doesn't respond, though. For like 20 fucking minutes. So, I text back

me: How do you want me to prove that I like you?
girl: lol how do u think?? how do girls usaully want guys 2 show taht they like them??
me: Oh, I get it ;)
girl: hint hint lol. ya thats wut i want. r u interested?
me: Yes! Of course! You know I am! I have been for years, [girl].
girl: then tell me wut u will do
me: What do you mean?
girl: tell me exactly wut u will do to prove u like me.

I've been timid in the past, but I decide NO MORE. I'm just going to go all in.

me: did you want to have sex? or not even full sex. I could just lick your pussy. please please!!
me: I'll prove to you how much I like you, I swear. For hours.
girl: hahahaha ahhahahaha omg omgomg wtf?? hahaha
me: What?
girl: have sex?! hahaha lol omg omg u r such a perv [anon] hahaha hahaha omg
me: I thought that's what you meant.
girl: lol i meant like take me on a date or to a moviee
me: I'm sorry I misunderstood you. I feel like an idiot. I'm really sorry.
girl: hahaha its ok were still friends lol omg though haha gtg ttyl [anon]

WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED!?!?!!?!??

Spoopy 2012-03-25 23:42:13

OFFICIAL MOST OVERPLAYED RADIO SONGS OF ALL TIME SINCE LIKE 1990SOMETHING POWER RANKINGS Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:03 No.19842146
1. Cher - Believe
2. Green Day - Time of your Life
3. Hoobastank - The reason
4. Usher - Yeah
5. R Kelly - Ignition
6. Will Smith - Gettin Jiggy with it
7. Hanson - Mmmbop
8. Shania Twain - You're still the one
9. Baha Men - Who let the dogs out
10. Spice Girls - Wannabe
11. Chumbawamba - Tubthumping
12. Stain'd - It's been a while
13. Macarena
14. Aqua - Barbie Girl
15. Los Lonely Boys - Heaven
16. Creed - With arms wide open
17. Kci and Jojo - All my life
18. Mary J Blige - Family Affair
19. Beyonce - Crazy right now
20. Edwin Mccain - I'll be
21. Macy Gray - I Try
22. Start the Commotion
23. Puddle of Mudd - She Hates me
24. Nine Days - Story of a Girl
25. Savage Garden - truly madly deeply
26. Coldplay - Clocks
27. Kylie Minogue - Can't get you out of my head
28. Red Jumpsuit Apparatus - Facedown
29. Semisonic - Closing time
30. Counting crows - Big yellow taxi
31. Fountains of Wayne - Stacy's Mom
32. Madonna - Music

8999. OMC - How Bizarre
9000. Citizen King - Better Days
9001. Eagle Eye Cherry - Save tonight
9002. Sisqo - Thong Song
9003. Santana - Smooth
9004. Outkast - Hey Ya
9005. Yellowcard - Ocean Avenue
9006. Nelly - Ride with me
9007. Marcy Playground - Sex and Candy
9008. City High - what would you do?
9009. Eminem - the Real Slimshady
9010. American Hi-Fi - Flavor of the Weak
9011. Third Eye blind - Jumper
9012. Stroke 9 - Little Black Backpack
9013. Harvey Danger - Flagpole sitta
9014. Lit - My own worst enemy
9015. New Radicals - You get what you give