Spoopy 2012-04-02 01:58:06

You are so visibly upset, that you need to create shitpost on our glorious board in an attempt to raise your self worth.

Come at me you plebian. I am the fucking pinnacle of man, both body and mind. I attend an Ivy league university, completely payed off by scholarships, with the leftover money used to buy myself a luxury vehicle. My grade point average is perfect point O. After I finish my dual bachelors I will be accepted straight away into the doctorate program. I will have two doctorate degree's by age twenty-five, owe zero debts, and make more money a year than you will in a lifetime. The funny thing is, this is the average /a/ browser. There are many who far surpass me.

Of course, knowing this, you figure the only way to attack me is the only way you know how, using words of which the meaning escapes you, insult some genre of game no one on this board plays, and using our own image macros to mock yourself.

You forgot your "My face when" by the way, the text suits you perfectly.

Go ahead and reply, doing so only proves my point to such an extent that you might as well just beg to suck my dick and eat my bodily waste, so that maybe an iota of my greatness could pass onto you.

Spoopy 2012-04-02 01:58:26

WHAT DID YOU FUCKING CALL ME? A FAGGOT? DO YOU FUCKING KN OW WHAT FAGGOT EVEN MEANS? IT MEANS A HOMOSEXUAL. A FUCKING QUEER. A WHOOPSY. A PRANCING LALA FRUITY BOY. YOU COME HERE, AND CALL ME FUCKING THAT? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY GIGABYTES OF PORNOGRAPHY FEATURING ONLY FUCKING !!!FEMALES!! I HAVE? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES A DAY I MASTURBATE TO THIS COLLECTION, HOW MANY HOURS I SPEND EXPANDING IT? NO, NO YOU FUCKING DON'T, YOU JUST COME IN HERE AND MAKE A FUCKING JUDGEMENT ON ME LIKE YOu"RE SOME KIND OF JUDGER OF FAGS WHEN I STILL SMELL OF THE SEMEN FROM JACKING IT TO THE PUSSY OF A FUCKING FEMALE THIS BOARD ISN"T FUCKING /GAY/ ALRIGHT IT'S /a/, NEWSFLASH, JAPAN HAS SEX TOO, OTHERWISE JAPAN WOULD NOT EXIST AS A FUCKING COUNTRY WITH PEOPLE IN YOU PREJUDICED PIECE OF SHIT

WHIPE THAT SMILE OFF YOUR FUCKING FACE. I BET I HAVE AT LEAST TEN TIMES THE AMOUNT OF PICTURES OF VAGINA YOU DO, FAGGOT FAG FAG FRUITY WHOOPSY DOO-DOO LAA LAA SCOUT BOY GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD

Spoopy 2012-04-12 18:23:30

Is there anything sadder than being forgotten? I was visiting some deceased relatives today and it dawned on me that I haven't left a lasting impression on the world.

>having kids
>implying your great-grandchildren will even come to visit you

And I see all these gravestones with just names, all in a row. One after another. Most of them long since forgotten.

I want to be remembered.

Spoopy 2012-04-16 00:13:45

So fucking tired of being inches away from where I want to be, and having to watch someone else enjoy it. Why life insists on teasing me 24/7, I can't figure it out, I've tried everything. The only thing I have that stays constant is the music I make, but lately, I can't even finish a track because I'm so stressed out.

People tell me that if I want something, to go and get it. Sure. I'll walk right up to the girl down my street, who's dating someone else, who we've both admitted we have feelings for eachother and are very close physically when we're alone, and just tell her to dump her shit homophobic jock-ass boyfriend (and she agrees with me on this, he stresses her out so goddamn much and disrespects her) and leave the state with me. Sure. Sounds like a blast. The last time I tried doing something drastic like that, everyone left me. And that's how I found her, because I had no one left to go to.

>do nothing, I fuck up
>do something, shit gets fucked up even more
>not limited to relationships

I'm stuck in this cycle of being crushed, losing everything that makes me happy, slowly finding a new place to stay and grow / feel safe, then a window opens to a path of life that I would be in total fucking zen to walk down, and then get my fingers slammed in it and thrown down the gutter.

>the fear of sleep
>the pain of waking up
>because nothing has changed
>another day
>another day
>days blend together staying up all night, two, three nights in a row at a time
>what can I do?

I've been able to hold things as they are for a little while now, but, it seems i've reached my apex again.

>tfw feel threads have never gotten a reaction out of you until now

d1mitra 2012-04-18 23:24:35

TRIPCODES

<a href="http://pastebin.com/SdA8gM35">http://pastebin.com/SdA8gM35</a>

d1mitra 2012-04-18 23:28:31

>Go to the doctor's to get my second checkup of the year
>usually it's a male doctor that does it and he's usually cool about it
>get called up and see that this time it's female doctor, who was pretty attractive, must of been under 30
>in the examination room waiting and getting nervous
>she finally comes in and tells me to take off my clothes so we could get started
>asks some questions while I'm taking them off
>get to my boxers and started getting nervous
>she must of noticed because she said that it was okay, that she's been doing this for a while, and that's shes use to it
>trust her and drop them exposing my flaccid 3 inch penis(I'm a grower, even though it doesn't grow that big)
>she stares at it and starts to chuckle which then turns into full blown laughter
>oh my god that's your penis, you've got to be kidding me right. How old are you?
>I barely squeaked out the number 20
>She starts laughing even harder, saying that I must be some pathetic loser which a penis that small
>She opens the door and calls over the receptionists and shows them
>they all laugh and start staying that I'm a loser virgin who probably can't get a girl, can never please a woman, that I'll always be a little boy and that they've seen clits bigger than my penis
>doctor starts talking about the black guy she and the receptionists examined last week and how great it was to personally ''examine'' his 10 inch cock and how's he's a real man compared to me
>the doctor tells me to get out of the office and to never come back
>try to get clothes but she stops me saying that a little boy like me doesn't deserve to hide it
>kicks me out of the office naked

Spoopy 2012-04-20 23:49:05

>tfw she's getting her ass hammered, calling out his name and begging for more while I'm at home posting frogs on a sports board

Spoopy 2012-05-06 16:18:10

Jon, Katie, Kristina, James, Jenna, Matthew, Ricardo, Natasha

d1mitra 2012-05-07 02:39:30

What is with people feeling like they have to point copypastas out? wow you guys have street cred and have seen it before... let other people enjoy it, you don't look cool for spending lots of time on 4chan and knowing the "ropes".

Wow, I wish I was you. You probably talk to people about Catcher in the Rye and To Kill a Mockingbird and other highschool literature and think you are so fucking intelligent and deep. You aren't. You are a faggot that has to ruin the fun for everyone else with the premise that if everyone is as unhappy as you, life has meaning and will get better.

But no one can be as unhappy as you, because you wallow in a shit and self-pity filled ditch that you dug out with your own mouth you fat fucking loser. Hey guys, I'll tell you how this movie ended... no that I actually saw it with friends in public, rather I downloaded it and saw it in my dank fucking basement with tinfoil blocking out the windows so I don't have to see the real world reflecting on my monitor as I see how much gold I can mine or something as equally time-wasting and asinine.

Yet you still think you are superior. I bet you also sage threads and feel like the god damn enforcer of the internet. Well you know what buddy, you can have your tiny, fictitious internet niche while I choose to live and enjoy the company of others.

You are what is wrong with 4chan, the internet, the world, and the existence of matter and we all see you for what you are you fucking dipshit faggot asshole. Why do you even have caller display, let alone a phone? NO ONE CALLS YOU.

d1mitra 2012-05-07 03:26:20

It says here according to the keylogger we've installed in your computer that your top five words used are "beta", "tfw", "n****r", "feet", and "traps".

Care to explain?

Spoopy 2012-05-10 23:17:58

Jon, Katie, Kristina, James, Jenna, Matthew, Ricardo, Natasha, Kayla

Spoopy 2012-05-13 23:15:03

>enter public bathroom
>someone else in there, taking a shit
>take a piss, go to wash my hands
>notice they haven't made a sound
>realise they're self conscious about their shit noises
>go to the bathroom door, open it and close it without leaving
>they think I'm gone, they fucking shit everywhere, their fucking shit noises fill the bathroom
>mfw
>open the door and leave
>they think someone just entered
>how long are they going to wait there, not shitting
>mfw again

Sispri 2012-05-13 23:49:24

saged, reported, hidden, told the mods on irc, emailed moot, called the cops and the FBI, CIA sent swat teams, the president and congress declared war on you, SEAL teams and delta force rangers are on their way as well as an entire Battalion Task Force, enjoy your perma-ban, shit poster

Sispri 2012-05-14 01:47:18

<a href="http://catalog.neet.tv/sp/">http://catalog.neet.tv/sp/</a>

Spoopy 2012-05-20 23:49:45

we met in prague. we were both backpacking.

it at was some shitty little bar near the hostel we were both staying at. we talked, we laughed, and we told stories for hours. we went back to the hostel and talked through the night.

we had sex as the sun rose.

we said we'd keep in touch, but I lost her email.

i'll never see her again.

Spoopy 2012-05-20 23:54:39

1. Vegan
2. Atheist/Fundamentalist
3. has a dick
4. Feminist (militant)
5. overly Conservative/Liberal
6. straight-edge
7. drinks non-diet soda
8. bad teeth
9. smoker
10. abuses/overuses social media

9001. fit/in shape
900001. can cook
9000000001. watches sports without asking a million questions

Spoopy 2012-05-21 17:44:04

It says here according to the keylogger we've installed in your computer that your top five words used are "lel", "tfwycomkf", "n****rs", "penis", and "traps". Also on your job application you pasted a picture of Seinfeld character George Costanza along with the words "Two thousand and twelve. Not hiring me. I shiggy diggy."

Care to explain?

Spoopy 2012-05-24 01:30:36

This a great resume and all, but what does "greater than 2012" and "greater than not giving me this job" mean? And why is it in green crayon?

Spoopy 2012-06-01 21:34:46

Jon, Katie, Kristina, James, Jenna, Matthew, Ricardo, Natasha, Kayla, Katherine

Spoopy 2012-06-07 23:25:37

Listen up faggot, you must think that you are "cool" for writting that shit, but you aren't, in fact you are just a pathetic little bitch that live in that self proclaimed illusion of superiority called "life" but who am I to say that. I'm just an anon, and your just an anon. only difference is the face behind the computer, and that you are a lame pathetic narcissistic piece of shit. now that I am almost through, have a nice day because you probably posted that shit and ran like the coward that you are. you are not gonna look at the truthful shit people that post in threads like these because you are too afraid to see what people know is the "real" you. so instead of learning from your flaws and trying to improve aspects about you that need some work (not for "social acceptance", but just so you could not be a complete waste of life and a burden on society) you cower in your own piss and filth living a pathetic, worthless nothingness existence, posting things on the internet to try and sound "cool" when clearly we all know it's a lie. we know you are nothing. we know you will never be anything, and we can certainly say, that you are a retarded scum munching dumbass who just wanted to piss people off to get a gimps of joy in your otherwise miserable life. the world would be better off if you had never even been born. but now that you have, you created bonds with your family that secure you own existence. because if you die, a few people will miss you, a very few, and thus you will continue to be a parasite on the earth. nobody gives a damn about you. We just want to see you dead, because it is a better use of your life you fucking cunt.